your own private suicide

pwelimth

2008-06-17T18:04:00.000-07:00

HELLO EVERYONE...KENNUTH IS BACK!!!!!! DUE TO POPULAR DEMAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!
walao eh...theth few dayth daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn shwess lah...got pwelim TWO leh...but then i already study everything liao...tho ith vewee easy...
today was chemistwee and geog lor...then the chemistwee i forgot to take my calculator...so i chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiong back to my bag and get the calculator...HUR HUR...then got one quashon is the conditions for hydrogenation to take place...then ith obviously 300 degwees thelthiuth and nickel lah...tho i write down lor...then after the paper that stupid wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean say ith 200 degweeth...i check the textbook just before the exam already lah...ith obviously 300...then that stupid wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean go bet with me fifty buckth that ith 200...then i check...then ith really 200...but then my textbook print wongly lah...always like that one...anyhow print one...damn GUAAN lah!
tomowow ith phythickth...daaaaamn eathee lah...muth thtudy hard for next few days...but then actually damn slack already lah next few days...ok...good luck to everyone...byebye...

happy chinese new year!

2008-02-11T21:40:00.000-08:00

hello everyone..KENNUTH HERE!! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!! although its a bit late already..but..TOOBAAH!
today is a bad day lah, SIOSLY. its siosly a bad day, siosly! trust me! in the morning, huang lao thi told me to drop higher chinese because i failed my prelim. but then i like keep telling her i dont want to drop lah, cause i SIOSLY dont want to drop lah! but she keep telling me to drop, so in the end i have to drop lor...then i see those people like eugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene like never drop lor even though they also damn THUCK so i tell her that eugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene still in cwath so she tell eugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene to drop also...hahahahaha...damn PAAAANNNNNYYYYY lah!!
oh ya, then after that also got english scwipt checking lah, then i get 18...so happy lor...cause its daaaaammmnnn zai...SIOSLY!!! then i ask wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan how much he got but he like keep dowan to tell me lah...he just keep saying 'lower than you'...si wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! in the end i realised that he got 14...FINE!
then my a maths FAIL lor...damn sad lah...SIOSLY! i dunno why i fail lah...then wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaan pass lor...stupid lah!!!
today was a bad day...SIOSLY!!!

happy new year

2008-01-02T16:40:00.000-08:00

hello evweebady..KENNUTH IS BACK!!
i know u all miss me lah..TOOBAAH!
i missed you all too..especially my best friend MOONG
but i never miss HUIIIITIIIINNNNGGG..cauth i with her every night..love you tho much darling..MUACKTH
oh ya..happy new year evweeone..hahahth
today first day of school..that stupid wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn keep prank calling me..thank goodness today qiwen never come cwath..if not sure tio kajiiiiiiiaaaaaoooo by him also..then after school got ncc meeting..so i give alot of suggestions..cauth im the SECWETWEE ma..then that wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn so iwitating lah..so i told him 'doh meh me whack you ah' then he stop already..hahahth
KENNUTH HERE! KENNUTH THERE! KENNUTH EVERYWHERE!
kennethhhhhh...CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
yeth..thath me..byeth

holiday training

2007-12-01T00:32:00.000-08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY!! KENNUTH HERE!!! AGAIN!!!
eh, u noe this week hor, got the HOLIDAY TRAINING LEH. i dunno why must have 3 conthecutive days lah, might as well have camp...they never accept my brilliant explanation...'yi zi hui chee hui lai hui chee hui lai hen MA FAN LEH!'
damn THIIIIAAAANNNNN lah, that SI LI SONG keep making us do dwillth, so thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiian lor. then that stupid alvin and wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaan keep irritating me..U WAN MIO WHACK YOU?
oh ya...then the first day MOONG nvr come cause he got food poisoning...tell him dont eat the stupid mash potato he never listen...STUPID MOONG
at least he 2nd day recover liao ah...welcome back MOONG...tho happy to see you again...oh ya then the 2nd day i bring gobstopperth...i so nice...but during pt that time got GOBSTOPPERTH ROLLING IN MY STOMACH...cannot do pt properly leh...then i drop the rifle by accident...lucky li song never pump me sia...
eh then hor the 3rd day i never go training because i go CIP LEH!! WITH SHAUN...damn FUN lah, no need to do dwillth with the SI LI SONG...
huiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggg...i miss you...MUACKTH <3

im backkkk

2007-11-11T22:02:00.000-08:00

HEY GUYYYYYSSSS...KENNETH IS BACK!!!
i know you all miss me lah...so due to popular demand from qiwen, jeen xiang, yan kai and wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, i decided to make everyone happy...especially my darling...HUIIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
today is our 1 year anniversary wors...DARLING I LOVE U SOOOO MUCCHHHH...MUACKTH
darling, u are like my MENTOTH...tho SWEETTTTT...
yeth...next next week got training leh...on the TWENEHTHICKTH, TWENEHTHEVEN and TWENEHEIGHT of november...daaaammmnnn THIAN...want to go sleep with HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG the MENTOTH one leh...but cannot lor...aiya im the SECRETWEE wad...must do my job...if not the SI LI SONG will pump me...SI LI SONG
ok...thats all...huiiitiiinnng i love you...
HAVE NO FEAR!!
KENNUTH IS HERE!!
KENNUTH HERE!!
KENNUTH THERE!!
KENNUTH EVERYWHERE!!
KENNETH...............................CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

quiz

2007-10-03T15:52:00.000-07:00

List out your Top 5 Birthday Presents Which You Wish For:
1. anything from MOONG
2. have 'that thing' with HUIIIITIIINNNNGGG
3. 1ST SERGEANT!!
4. secretwee post BAX
5. have 'that thing' with HUIIIITIINNNNGGGG..again

Answer the following questions:

1. The person who last tagged u was:
HUIIIITIIIINNNNGGG

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
HUTHBAND AND WIFE

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
pretty, cute, sexy, adorable, PERFECT!!

4. Most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
EVERYTHING

5. Most memorable words he/she has said to you?
EVERYTHING

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
she is already my lover

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?
NOTHING!! SHE IS PERFECT!!

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
NO!! SHE WILL NEVER BECOME MY ENEMY!!

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
I SAID, SHE WILL NEVER BECOME MY ENEMY!!

10. The thing you desire to do most for him/her would be?
i couldnt do enough for her...i would die for her

11. Overall impression of him/her?
PERFECT

12. How do you think people around you will feel about you?
FUNNEH

13. A character trait you love about yourself?
always make people laugh

14. A character trait you hate about yourself?
NOTHING!!

15. Person you want to be?
k CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN

16. Say something to the people who care for you!
thankth

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people to know what they feel about you.
1. MOONG
2. chun yong
3. yap chiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeen
4. wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaan
5. kian POOOOOON
6. guo yuan
7. HUIIIITIIIINNNGGG
8. CHIAM
9. alvin
10. me!!

Who is #6 having a relationship with?
not sure leh...

Is #9 a male or female?
male

If #7 and #10 are together, will it be a good thing?
7 AND 10 ARE ALREADY TOGETHER!!!

How about #8 and #5?
HAHAHAHTH

What is #2 studying about?
chem and hithtowee

When was the last you talked to #3?
today

What kind of music does #8 like?
not sure leh...

Does #1 have any siblings?
YETH...i think so

Will you woo #3?
NEVER

How about #7?
WE ARE ALREADY TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER

Is #4 single?
yeth

What's #5's surname?
koh

How about #10's?
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

#4's hobby?
making fun of me

Do #5 and #9 get along?
think so

Where does #2 study at?
chs

Say something casual about #1?
MY BETH BETH FWEND!!!

Have you tried developing feelings about #8?
no

Where does #9 live?
sewangoon i think

Are #5 and 1# best friends?
NO!!! MOONG IS MY BETH FWEN HE CANNOT BE SOMEONE ELSES!!!

Does #7 like #2?
NO!!!!! I WILL KILL CHUN YONG!!!

How did you get to know #2?
classmate

Does #1 have any pets?
dun think so...

Is #7 the sexiest person in the world?
YETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love you darling..MUACKTH

orienteering

2007-09-17T18:18:00.000-07:00

eh guyyyyyssss...
u know hor, last week got the ENNN...ORIENTEERING competition for PART BTH
then they put me at the checkpoint with samuel and my best friend MOONG...then the clue DAAAAAMMMNNN easy to find laaaaa...so i go hide it in the tree hole, then take one bottle cap, rub it in the mud then cover the tree hole...i DAAAAAMMMMNNNN smart laaaaaaaa...then all the gwoupth cannot find lor...then i go to the starting point disturb yap chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn..then i dropped my beret so yap chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnn pump me 20..CHEE SI LA yap chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn...then i go back to my checkpoint...then got one tam i zaaaaaaaaaooooooooo somewhere to call my darling huuiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggg...then one group want to look for me so they waste tam....DAMN DUMMMMBBBB LAAAAAAAAAAAA
ya then got another tam hor, got TWEE groups at the same place laaaa...TWEE leh...so i chase them away...but then hor i realise that i chase the wrong group...so i tell them come back...then i realise that i should not call them come back...so i chase them away again...i very cute rite??? HURHURHUR
orienteering DAAAAMMNNN FUN laaaaaaaa...i play until DAAAAAMMMNNN THUANG
thats all...HUIIIIIITTTTTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG I LOVE YOU.......MUACKTH
byeth

ncc

2007-09-08T10:22:00.000-07:00

hello everyone..KENNUTH HERE!!!!!!!!
u know..on thurthday hor..got ncc training leh..
then during pt right, the stupid seowlisong go slack there then never let them do anything..so i make them do leopard crawl..then seowlisong say do burpees..but i HECK CARE AH..make them do leopard crawl..
then i go complain to BOB leh..say they all slack..but bob TING CUO liao..i never say seowlisong de attendance zuo de bu hao..ta zuo de HEN HAO AH..just that..AIYA HECK CARE LA..they all so EKSHUA one
ok nothing to write liao..I LURB EUU HUIIIIIIIITIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG...
KENNUTH HERE
KENNUTH THERE
KENNUTH EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

happy belated birthday to MEEEEEE

2007-08-14T20:51:00.000-07:00

HEY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS..KENNETH HERE!!!
5th august was my BIRTHDAY leh..never wish me happy birthday ah?
then all the ncc ppl kope mah ROLLER COASTER..they damn EKSHUA lah!! WARAO EHHH
then on my birthday i went out with my darling..HUIIIIIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG...darling i really love you so much..MUACKTH <3333333
then whole day wen sheeeeeeeeeeaaaaan keep taking my pencil box and put under mah table..damn lame leh he..wen sheeeeeaaaaaan...dont EKSHUA lah
ok...nothing to post liao..I LOVE HUIIIIITIIIINNNNGGG..
byebye

listening compre =)

2007-07-19T18:23:00.000-07:00

ehh guyys..im back..
now term 3 liao..so fast...change seat in class liao...but still sitting next to yan kai...walaooo ehhhh...
i wan change class to 3-10 then can sit with my best friend MOONG...
everyday i stone in class cause i thinking of huiiiitiiiiinnnnnggg...then qiwen, wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, and yan kai keep making fun of me...aiya HECK CARE AH...they dun know what true love is...
oh ya...then tuesday went through listening compwee answers...then i got FULL MARKS leh...FULL MARKS you know???
then i so happy...so i raised up my hands in the air and shouted 'TWENTEH!! TWENTEH!!' tho happy lah...DAMN THUANG!!!
ok...i go study le...with my HearT, my SouL, my HanDs and my Textbooks
now is the CALM BEFORE THE STORM..MUGGING, HOPING AND WAITING IN ANTICIPATION...

ncc annual camp

2007-06-27T19:18:00.000-07:00

hello guyyyyyyssss...sorry la i know i vehwee long never update liao...so now i update lor..make you all happy ok??? hahath
so 18 june got ncc annual camp...vehwee slack la. i secretary also no need do anything de..everything MOONG and yap CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN do can liao...
you know hor, before camp i evweeday workout de la. i go to the PEWTER CITY GYM...then got THICKTH pack...so i during ncc camp decided to parade around the toilet nude to show off my hot sexy body...then CHIAM and alvin and pehwee damn attracted laaaaa..haha =D
then i teach them new song...C130 rolling down the schweet...and twaining to be soldiers...damn nice laaaa..everyone so slack...so i can do something to CUWEE favour...
ah then i was the WATERBOOOOOOMB ic...then they all DAAAAMMMNNN WHAT la...pour whipped kweem on my head...then booooommmb me...damn smelly la...
after the camp i straightaway went to see my dear HUIIIITIIIINNNNGGGGGG...lurb euu tho much darling =)))))
then after writing this post i will...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHAHA DAO DAO DAO TIO JACK

2007-05-25T14:35:00.000-07:00

eh guuuuuuuuuuuyyyyysss..
on wednethday hor, huang lao shi the NUMBA ONE came into clath for morning assembly..then damian (THICKTH THICKTH THICKTH) wanted to ask her something..then she keep dao-ing him..
and i couldnt contwol mahself and shouted 'A HA HA DAAAAOOO DAAAAOOO DAAAOOO TEEEEEEOOOOO JAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!'
wah..damn sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeok
tomowow got thec 3 camp..i will mith you...HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean FLUNGED bahyo

2007-05-16T18:59:00.000-07:00

ehh guuuuuyyyyysss..
yethterday i told wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaann that he FLUNGED his bahyo. i told him more than once so that he would get the message..
it was such a good feeling lah. DAMNNNN THUANG
then i thought of huiiiiiitiiiiinnnnggg in class again so that pwick yankai took a picture of me..lol..yan kai THUCKS
then today got back engwish marks..i got 62 overall..b4 leh. damn good right? better than so many people in class..their english all damn THUCK lah..then ppl say i depressed..so i just replied them..'DEPRESSED WHAT SHEEEET?!'
lol..they THUCK..and exams also..THUCK

i love huiting

2007-05-08T19:13:00.000-07:00

huiiitiinnnggg..
everyday i sleep in class and i dream of you..
everyday i eat sweets in class cause im reminded of you..so SWEET..
everyday i stone in class cause im thinking of you..
everyday i get made fun of by qiwen and wen sheeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnn cause i love you but i dun mind cause i really do love you
huiiiiiiiiittttttttttiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg..
i lurbbb euu w0rxxx..
MUACKTH

=D

2007-04-13T22:55:00.000-07:00

hello guys, today i am really happy, because i got SO high for my biology test. then when wen xuan..i mean wen sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnn came in, i just told him 'look at your bio marks. good luck' and i was SO DAMN HAPPY about it la. i really love it when i beat the part c udi in all these tests..he think he can beat me in ncc, well i can beat him in studies. IM THE BEST IN STUDIES MAN IM GONNA TOP THE WHOLE LEVEL
then during ncc, i was also really happy because i managed to poke my nose into EVERYTHING, and i dont need to fall in, and i managed to curry favour with my juniors. i feel so happy for them to have such a wonderful IC like me, and of course i had my daily dosage of disturbing the PTI, CSM, ASM, and all the UDIs. i feel so proud of myself.
today was indeed a wonderful day =)